/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>alone in home
>piss in cup
>microwave it
>piss gets extra hot
>like, really really hot, feels like it has been in a volcano
>there's white wormy things in it
>throw it in the garden, smokes come right out of it
>decides to do the same thing, but with shit
>shit in the cup and microwave it
>big mistake, the oven and the whole kitchen now smell like literal shit
>try to microwave some gorgonzola cheese to overcome the smell
>it doesn't work
>ohshitohshitohshit
>mom and grandma come back home
>nobody even notices the shit smell

I just wanted to have some fun...