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>>18132298
>>18132303
truly fascinating. Amazing how even a man born into such unfortunate circumstances can fare better than some genuine dumbfucks out there

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>>18011302
she probably does. just like these two bitches

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>>17939353
>submarine mess
>everything is actually very clean and tidy

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This thread is only fun on /v/ OP

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>>17244699
Don't forget part 2!

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>>16794862
Those are the standard here in Denmark, but when we cooked in school we used the same kind as the one in the webm. Probably because it was considered safer or something.
Nobody had to be taught how to use it; it only fits on the tin in one way and if you take a few seconds to look at it it's obviously which part of it is meant to cut the metal, which should give you a pretty big clue as to how to hold it.
I really thought the Cobester was the only person too retarded to use one of those, but I guess not.

https://youtu.be/TGwW5oH8dz4

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>>16681281
Is this actually a common problem?
https://youtu.be/TGwW5oH8dz4

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>>15346014
It's not his money. He gets the bill from his overbearing boomer father at the start.

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>>14343691
I HAVE NO BREW METHOD AFFILIATIONS I ROTATE BETWEEN THEM FREQUENTLY
IF YOU THINK A STANDARD BREW METHOD ALWAYS PRODUCES UNDEREXTRACTION YOU ARE A MONGOLOID PLAIN AND SIMPLE
TAKE
THE
L

WEBM RELATED, IT'S YOU

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>>13979480
Reminds me of a joke.
A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says "make me one with everything"

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>>13557342
They're not Africans, you fucking racist. Interesting how you assumed that.

Here are some white people acting like idiots instead. I'm sure you're more comfortable with that.

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>>12559410
I hope you don't believe that's any better.

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>>12016414
I mean knives that are tempered so they don't chip when you use them as improvised can openers or whatever

Nothing wrong with HAP40 or SLD at that price point but Wusthof is still charging like $150 for X50CrMoV15
>>12016425
>There’s no need to sharpen with a stone more than once a year for a home cook.
t. "cooks" hamburger helper twice a week

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>>11954417
it's the same butthurt boomer who got made fun of for drinking jim beam
>>11954434
women were a mistake

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>>11815878
A true autist wouldn't keep putting the hot tray directly on the counter. I'm fucking livid.

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>>11775745
What's stopping her from actually picking it up? Is it an electric octopus?

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>>11679360
Yeah I've heard about those other uses. Apparently some people think that it's important for a chef knife to be able to open canned food without any apparent loss of performance afterwards. I guess one way to do that is to sell knives that don't perform to begin with.

Also I would think a German knife would be legal even in jurisdictions that restrict sharp objects, since of course those laws would only apply to sharp objects.

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>>11605528
It's "race to the bottom" industrial design. You know how they put child safety locks on cigarette lighters, rendering them neither child safe, nor effective cigarette lighters? It's like that.

Way back in the mid 20th century, the manufacturers designed something that would appeal to young boomers where the wife had no idea about anything and they had moved out to Levittown from Kew Gardens or Bay Ridge for the first time in their stand-alone single family house that needed a car to drive for hours out of the Midtown Tunnel to get there, because living beyond the tentacles of the BMT and the IRT was the American Dream. Nope, can't call mother because wouldn't want to bother her, gotta figure this out on my own, thought Betty to herself, the sweat beading up on her makeup-caked forhead. How ever am I going to prepare this roast before hubby gets home? Not knowing how, Betty does all kinds of creative things.

The manufacturers knew this, and didn't want thousands of boomer housewives trying to return the "defective" product that breaks when you use it in a way that God never intended knives to be used. So rather than making a good knife, they made a knife that wouldn't crack, or chip, or whatever. Of course it wouldn't cut either but that was beside the point - these women didn't know what cutting even was.

In short, German knives are for women.

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