/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>marinate pork chops all day
>Dice potato's, mushrooms, peppers
>Gf sees it all
>"Pork chops on a Friday night? Can't we get little Cesar's or something?"

>tfw never truly appreciated scotch eggs as a kid and now cant get em

>be me
>be poo nigger waterbuck
>live in first world
>get bonus decide to spend it on quality food
>country is in political crisis so there's nothing in the supermarket
>get 200g good quality smoked tuna
>happy.jpg
>finally I can eat a good tuna sandwich
>leave it on the table and do some accounting work
>dad notices that
>he makes a curry with it
>after finishing the work I come towards the table with joy for a tuna sandwich
>look at the curry
>notice the tuna in it
>tears in m eyes
>taste it
>I can't taste tuna but only spices
>tell him it's good just to make sure that he won't be disappointed
>in McDonald's right now eating a 3$ burger
>from this I hate myself for being an Indian

Share your experiences, anon

>mfw I forgot my Bialetti on the stove while taking a shit
>mfw it probably sat there for like over 20 minutes
>mfw the plastic handle and even the rubber ring on the inside of it melted completely
>mfw I'm since the stuck to using a shit-tier coffee strainer
>whylive.wav

If you guys want I can post some pics so you can measure my suffering.

>>8038449
>tfw fig tree has been pretty barren this year