/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12687474
I've salted them and pretended I was eating popcorn.

>>5796301
I don't know, I"m a little drunk now. List was not complete.

>>5520111
>Sort of knew that feel bro

>Be 12
>Brothers 26 Birthday
>Family and Friends, like 15-20 go to a steakhouse
>Everyone goes Dainty, Salad for starters, Lasagne for Main, No dessert.

>Not this Nigga

>Half-Rack of ribs for Starter
>8oz Steak for Main
>Chocolate Cheesecake for Dessert

>Didn't even flinch
>Smiling the entire meal
>Wearing a Suit
>Completely Clean
>Leave
>"I'm Still Hungry"
>Wasn't even a fat kid either

That day I knew I had master race metabolism

Anyway, in relation to your story;

>12, not even 5 Foot
>After every course this same 40 Year old Waitress came up to me
>Kind of person you know who's Kid died in like 1990 and never let her view of the world move on

>In this really condesending voice

>"Did you eat ALL of that? WOW"
>"Yes."
>Have no idea what's going at the time
>"And are you going to eat ALL your Steak AS WELL!?"
>"Yes."
>Still no clue what's going on
>Family is looking at me
>"What?"
>There was just this combined look of 20 people wondering what the fuck had just happened

>Then it hits them
>"ANON IT'S BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE FUCKING SEVEN"

>It's my Older Brother
>He's 14
>He looks like my younger brother because Sgt. Mjr. Manlet and Babyface

>He's wearing a Crown he made from the menu

This story could keep winiding on, but it's all basically a run on sentence.

It was a weird night.


>TL;DR: I got spoen to like a 7 year old when I was 12, I have god style metabolism

Well thanks for your answers guys.