/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>"Hey guys, time for a classic drink: the dry martini!"
>*pours smirnoff vodka and dry vermouth into a shaker, but refers to the dry vermouth as as sweet vermouth and doesn't correct this thereby misinforming his audience*
>*shakes the shit out of the drink and pours it into a glass with no garnish*
>"There's a classic martini! And now the Old Fashioned!"
>*tosses one large ice cube into tumbler glass. Pours in bourbon half way up to the ice cube. >*dashes in the bitters and simple syrup*
>*almost all of it lands on top of the ice cube. Proceeds to brag about it being his favourite drink despite building it in a glass, no prior dilution for the bourbon, and doing it in the most ass backwards way*
>"I don't like dirty martinis guys but who am I to judge amirite? I'm just here to inform*
>*proceeds to die of AIDS, because why the fuck else would he look like that?*
>*Rashid fucks the corpse*

>Builds gin and tonic in old fashioned glass.
>Builds negroni in an old fashioned glass.
>Uses smirnoff for "classic dry martini"; correctly uses dry vermouth but refers to it as sweet vermouth and doesn't correct himself at all, thereby misinforming his audience.
>Builds old fashioned in glass; pours bitters and simple syrup into glass, with most of these landing on top of the large ice cube the bourbon only comes about half way up to.
>Builds margarita in Old Fashioned glass.
>Muddles sugar cubes, mint, and whole slices of lime in bottom of Collins glass for mojito.
>Smugly proclaims his job is to inform.

>Builds gin and tonic in old fashioned glass.
>Builds negroni in an old fashioned glass.
>Uses smirnoff for "classic dry martini"; correctly uses dry vermouth but refers to it as sweet vermouth and doesn't correct himself at all, thereby misinforming his audience.
>Builds old fashioned in glass; pours bitters and simple syrup into glass, with most of these landing on top of the large ice cube the bourbon only comes about half way up to.
>Builds margarita in Old Fashioned glass.
>Muddles sugar cubes, mint, and whole slices of lime in bottom of Collins glass for mojito.
>Smugly proclaims his job is to inform.