/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19388648
i really need that shot though anon

i just relapsed on 3 months of sobriety

>>18330283
it never ends

I bet to some girl that I can make a kouign-amann while having poor cooking skill...
How fucked I am? Any advices?

>another one of those nights
what are you drinking?

>>13367728

It can get better.

I haven't been around for a couple of months. Are we not doing al/ck/ threads anymore?

>>11087297
:(

>>10566244
The gameplan by midway through my senior year:

Every morning: At least one beer before heading out around 9 a.m, oftentimes finishing stray/leftover beers too.

Weekdays/school days when no papers to write or important classes or other obligations: Sip piss E&J VSOP bourbon out of 4 oz. flask from around lunchtime to evening.

Nightly until early morning: Just about finish a six pack, very often ending with additional trips to the corner bodega for pissy tallboys (usually a couple Old Englishes, though sometimes just Coors Banquet).

Fridays and Saturdays when no philosophy papers to shit out: Two six packs starting pretty early because drunk sleep is shit and worthless and then the same midnight bodega routine and lots of shitposting and CS:GO.

It was quasi-functional alcoholism - not debilitating, but still pretty bad. Lots of caffeine and smokes offset some of the drunkenness but I had some (half-)drunken spaghetti-spilling moments with professors and people - including one pretty awkward moment in front of my morning class that I was too drunk to understand at the time. I also dropped quite a bit of Vyvanse which made the buzz even more awesome but still made things worse overall. And I ended up going to the hospital one night after killing a fifth of vodka way too quickly and mooching pulls of Jameson off a guest.

During breaks and summers, before I was 21, I'd drink everything I could get my hands on - and on more than one occasion stole almond or lemon extract. Early this year I fucked up two cars after slamming lots of scotch (what a waste) and finally realized - and truly came to feel, as I had already known but not quite felt the conviction of - that the bibulous lifestyle is not a viable lifestyle. It's half-assed, shitty living. It's barely living. My gastrointestinal tract, liver, brain, and soul and character bear the marks of its depredations.