/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>invited round a mate's for chinese
>be me
>scrawny ginger twerp with a chinese great-grandparent
>he knew how to fucking cook
>he KNEW
>expected takeaway -- not traditional, but not a rape of my heritage
>get served "chicken chao meen" as they said
>it's closer to chili con carne made with sweet chili and noodles
>there's kidney beans and even i swear fucking baked beans in it
>it tastes like someone blendered every misappropriation of asia into a single dish
>probably microscopic katanas in there if you put it under a microscope
>asked how it is
>have a stutter anyway but everyone lives with it
>stuttering ramps up 2000% so they KNOW i'm lying
>"i-it's g-g.. g-.. great."
>never eat around theirs again

>>5118618
>i was wondering if anyone around here has ever cooked dinner before

Will there ever be a point in time where freezer meals/tv dinners are at the quality of gourmet restaurant food?

>>4816718
>We ordered the entire menu and 5 bottles of wine. It took three hours and cost over $800

so,how do you guys get rid of any rodents that roam in your kitchen for example flies ?