/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16012000
>Zoomers are not aware of the covered dish or the pot luck at a social gathering

>have shit office job
>not bad, but found out I was getting dicked out of $400-800 commission monthly
>Wednesday, I ordered three fried catfish and calabash shrimp plates from fish market / takeout fish joint.
>Eat one, so bring one of those thick mil plastic bags for giant electronics for the other plate
>Put in bag, and put in desk
>Friday is last day
>Shit weasel manager has ice cream cake after lunch for going away across the country
>Take the latest lunch time so it wouldn't be cut.
>Already had packed things up and put in car
>Except the 3 day old seafood plate
>Sneak it to the kitchen and smells rank when bag is opened
>Grab real plate and throw leftovers on it.
>Set microwave for 10 minutes
>Put "PRIVATE MEETING" note on door
>Walk out of office
>Buddy told me the microwave had to be thrown away and that smell penetrated the walls and ceilings.
>Right next door to shit manager's office who HATES fish/seafood.
>Settle it out of court with company over lost wages to where it would have been median commission +15%

I know you hate going into working smelling that James.

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>>14856300
perhaps

>>14850990
haha