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>Drink one bottle
>Slight buzz
>Drink 1.25 bottles
>black out drunk
why?

>Can buy a good bottle of red wine for under 10$. There's tons of 5$ bottles that are excellent
>Can taste "top of the top" shelf red wines for no more than 50$ a bottle with modern technology and accessibility
>Contains a compound that stays in your blood stream for over 24 hours reducing depression/anxiety and boosting your mood
>enhances libido
>contains a compound that protects against liver damage
Imagine drinking whiskey or beer instead of red wine? Pathetic.

Why is it the best alcohol?
>Contains antioxidants
>contains compounds that fight depression and anxiety
>increases blood flow to your scalp, preventing hair loss
>Good for your heart
>Cheap. You can get a good wine for 5$ if you know what to buy
>tastes great
>prevents liver damage
>good for digestion
>Huge mood boost, one of the "happiest" buzzes in terms of alcohol
>Good for sex
>Sleep aid
>Preserves the body. Some of the oldest people to every live (100+ years) drank red wine daily
Why aren't you drinking a glass of red wine right now?

>>13580453
Yes. It's excellent. It's a pretty young red blend, I think 2017 are on the market now. I let it chill in the fridge for 10-20 minutes before drinking.