/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I have been learning how to cook for a year now. My friends and family say that it tastes good but I know that it's just basic mediocre home-cooking.
How do I improve?

Wife is out with friends for the night. What should I have for dinner /ck/?

All options (recipes/frozen/fast food) will be considered equally.

It's a sandwich, anything between two slices of bread is TECHNICALLY a sandwich.

Does that make it good? Does it make it an established sandwich that's well known and enjoyed like it's competitors?
Absolutely not.

Double starch is not only off-putting, but incredibly disrespectful to the pallette.

In conclusion, is this a real sandwich? TECHNICALLY. Should you eat it, associate with it, or even look at it? Absolutely not.

Anyone who enters my home with this culinary abomination can eat in the bathroom beside where I shit because that's where "potato sandwiches" belong. Down the watery poop whirlpool.