/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>3780453
20 years old, I dont gotta prove shit, Ive been living on my own for 4 years, i'm in good health, so i'm more credible than most people on this site, and plenty coherent. You just can't seem to grasp multiple ideas at once, fucker.

Fresh ground pepper
That new Jewish salt that all the hipsters love
Cheese that isn't Kraft Singles
Fresh garlic instead of garlic powder
Cooking things properly instead of pouring hot sauce all over them
Not pronouncing the J in Jalapeeno
Pretending to enjoy wine
Rice cookers
Non-powdered milk
Whole wheat bread
Sushi
Any vinegar other than distilled white Kirkland brand
Meals that don't have 70% of their calories derived from meat of some kind and the rest a corn product
Bottled water for any reason whatsoever
Washing your hands after taking a shit
Not pronouncing the L in tortillas
Driving a foreign car