/ck/ - Food & Cooking

got a halfgallon with a buddy once

>hanging out with some thug-life dicks for whatever reason. one whiteboy and two mexicans, who are brothers.

>whiteboy jacks my buddy, maces him and swats me in the mouth a few times
>splits my lip pretty bad
>busts my nose

>cant fight back because his boys have me in a double half-nelson, one asshole on each arm

>rips my favorite teeshirt right to fucking ribbons

>we get thrown out of the apartment so hard we bounce off the sidewalk, he goes somefuckinwhere

>i'm in the parking lot, like, blasted and bleeding everywhere.
>end up talking to some random girls who are getting into their car.
>turns out they're going to my cousin's apartment across town.
>they offer me a ride, i get in.
>we get to my cousins place and she starts doing the OHMIGAWDWHATHAPPENNAYOU routine.
>we drink a lot (more) and have a good time.

>go to work the next day (we work at the same place. she serves, i cook) firstfuckingthing out of the chefs mouth when he sees my busted up face

"oh hey nice herpes fag you catch a bad dick last night?"