/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9468202
>Was a line cook for 2 years until '05
>Living with my grandma at the time and when I get back home I tell her I was "promoted" to line cook
>Make $50 more each month now, so she raises my rent by $50
>When her friend comes over, she facetiously pretends to celebrate my promotion with her friend who goes on to talk about how his grandson is a marine biologist then looks at me and says "Well what do you think of THAT, Anon, His grandson's moving up in the world too!"
>Hesitate to remind her that she was fired from her job for getting caught doing lewd shit, which is probably how she got it in the first place
>Janitor quits at work so they have me start cleaning toilets and scrubbing grime and never end up promoting me
>This continues for 3 more years as my grandma's mind goes and she becomes a drooling, tripping mess
>Her contempt for me is palpable in everything she says to me while she worships the females in the family who are doing jack shit with their lives and never help her at all
>Days are spent scrubbing the nightmarish hell of the women's restroom at work then coming home and giving her the heimlich maneuver because she tried to swallow a fried egg whole
>Finally one day my manager tells me to change a light bulb on the ceiling (35 feet in the air) with a rickety ladder
>Say fuck it and leave
>Come back home to find my grandma sitting on the phone charger, talking to her own ass through the phone in her hand with her tongue hanging out and her head tilted back
>Tell her I quit but she just keeps talking to her ass