/ck/ - Food & Cooking

OP, you need to stop being a pussy and break the rules.

Back when I was in Uni you were allowed a microwave or a slow cooker (aka "crock pot") but that was all. It didn't matter. I bought a portable hotplate (pic related) and kept it hidden, used it to cook with every day. Just lock your door, cook, and then don't open it again until you've cleaned up and put it away. Don't be an idiot and leave it unattended. Problem solved.