/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17945458
Brits and Dutch are cavemen when it comes to good food. They know nothing about it nor do they care for a fraction of a second. They love advertising and selling their garbage and pretend it's phenomenal.

Americans think this is hilarious because they're the product of Brit+Dutch cuisine and far worse.

Continental Europeans are in stitches because Brits and Dutch are completely oblivious to the handful of quality food and drink products in their respective countries (fish, fruit, wild plants).

What kind of a man are you that you can't treat your own mother to a pizza? What kind of a man can't eat a simple pizza?!

The kind of man that talks about pizze like they were pies. Shame on you and your offspring to the 7th degree.

>>17838177
Yes. You canna trust us. We do alla da cooking.

>>17631583
Only if you look like this and start threads about spaghetti Bolognese/Bologna/creamy, dreamy, steamy carbonara on the regular.