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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Monster Energy memes. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of energy drinks most of the jokes will go over a typical consumer's head. There’s also the Monster Energy Blend, which is deftly woven into the beverage - a holy nectar of taurine, panax ginseng, l-carnitine, caffeine, guarana extract, glucuronolactone, and inositol, for instance. The sippers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Monster Energy truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the fact that Monster Energy Zero Ultra contains both zero sugar and zero calories. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as every sipper’s genius wit unfolds itself on their screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Monster Energy tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>>9919906
>Its already been confirmed sip boys and rockstar lads are joining forces to fight red bullies.

muh-muh-MAHNSTURR CAFEEEN