/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The funny part about vegans is how closely they resemble religious fanatics:

1) They have a more severe case of dietary obsessive-compulsion than even the most devout Orthodox Jews

2) They're more aggressive proselytizers than even the most committed Jehova's Witnesses

3) They get offended more easily than the even most reactionary cave-dwelling Muslim suicide bombers

What drives a person into such a need to feel self-important, that they adopt all these traits at once? When even the most obnoxious fundamentalists in any given sect are satisfied exhibiting only one or two, what pushes vegans to grab for the whole putrid trinity of insufferable behavior?

Personally? I think they were all molested.