/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16086248
>All was going great! Service, food, great vibe, and then the owner came out... or what appeared to be the owner. The two girls who were bar tending were extremely courteous and were masters of their trade, but this middle aged Asian woman, well she clearly didn’t have the authentic kindness that someone who makes a tiny hourly wage and works for tips does. She was trying to help her employees but I could sense she wasn’t the type that was authentically friendly if you weren’t a regular. I was ready to rate this place 5 stars, but those owners, sometimes they just need to stay at home.

>>15450017
If you sip beer out of a wine glass you're a confirmed faggot

>>12899778
Careful bukko, don't drink it too fast and have it go down the wrong pipe. That's how uncle charlie died. Huhuhu

>>12861107
>Swimming in pool with buddies
>Buddies dumb fuck kid wants to come in
>Really dont want this kid to swim with us
>Saw kid just finished a hotdog
>Tell kid if he doesn't wait a half hour to get in the pool after eating he'll get cramps and drown
>Kid looks scared and walks off
>Mfw more swim time with my bro

>>12859296
I never hated it. Always loved the hell out of it.

>>12862632
This, only this is the true pic related for that sentiment

IT'S SIP TIME
/SIPS/
NOTHING LIKE THAT FIRST SIP OF THE DAY

>>12679702
"well martha, looks like our table is ready"

Have sex fucking incels

Keep hearing about how all these millenials complain about not being paid enough and never having any money when they spend $8 or $9 on cups of coffee. Let me tell you something: NOTHING beats a nice cup of Folger's with cream in the morning!

Keep hearing about all these millenials paying $8, $9 for a cup of coffee! I'll tell you right now: nothing beats a nice cup of Folgers with cream in the morning!

>that 31 year old Boomer that does all of his grocery shopping at Walmart

Kids these days don't know a good meme when they see one. I remember longcat, now that was a meme. This was probably back in oh say 2005 iirc. those were the days, i'll tell ya.

>>12152431
>Boomer yells out "Job opening!"

>>12128004
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>>11980838
>back in my day we were taught cursive and we liked it!

>>11883541
>>11883743

>>11865141
Yikes. Grow the fuck up, pal.

Saturday night. Might treat the missus to a nice dinner at a steakhouse.

Is this actually a goddamned question? Are you serious kiddo?

Friday night, think I might treat the missus to a nice dinner at a steakhouse.

Not at all, I drink one every day and I've made it to the ripe age of 30 with only minimal hair loss and wrinkling

>>11754069
just drink a monster

>>11678579
I just get frozen Bubba burgers lol
>wasting your time making patties

>I'll have a steak, please. Well done, of course.