/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11224363
Dumb, FAT, stinky Americans haven't heard of anything that isn't a big greasy double Big Mac or a hot dog with a single line of ketchup. It's both paradoxical and amusing to me how uneducated Amerisharts manage to be both inbred and mongrelized. Ironically, the Amerigoblin will sit there, pants shat, and tell you about his Italian heritage or how he is 1/64 Cherokee Indian. His sweaty brow will furrow as his monkey like American brain legitimizes his own lies and, despite the disgusting brown hunchbacked mix of west African and Jewish genes reflecting back at him, will convince himself he is in fact, white.