/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18732113

>>18641504
>$3 for a fuckin cuppa

>>18240522
https://youtu.be/zNsDDYY-C-o

>be young lad
>working in food truck over the summer serving overpriced grilled food at large events
>no menu inside the truck so I have to have it memorized before we start serving
>no notepad for large orders
>usually ok because the menu items are prepared the same and have the same condiments
>next event is this jazz festival in nearby major nig infested city
>it's usually awful because entry is free so not only are you serving nigs you're serving penny pinching uppity nigs that will get angry at the smallest things
>boss introduces like 5 different toppings for the fries
>spend whole night trying to take orders from angry entitled nogs
>they always order at least ten things because they're getting food for their group
>all their fry orders have different toppings
>have to reiterate every order at least once
second worst food truck experience was gay pride festival because then all the fags would be hitting on me but at least they tipped better

>>15446649

>>15087720

>>14883375
I HAVE NONE! (technically)
I took everything out of the stew and I've got it sitting in a dish on the top rack under the broiler on high. I need all your solutions!

>>14741136
>filtered. how dare you get to the point that quickly.
imagine filtering people who don't like the same western cartoons as you.

fuck lads I need to impress my girl tomorrow what do I cook

>>13434331
>slept with my neck turned left instead of right once
>ended up with neck pain so bad I had to take two days off work because I could barely function
>was only 22 at the time

I'm going to have a lot of fun once I turn 30, I can tell

>>12885786
Raw fucking Garlic for my Body
NOS energy drink for my Mind


When I have both I turn into an absolute monster of a man.

>tfw a 20 top of grandmas from the bingo parlor comes in during the mid-afternoon lul while you're working salad by yourself and have the line halfway broken down to clean/prep for the dinner rush

>goblin arm
>thumb nail normal length
>woman's pinky nail

>>12158382
The dollar menu deciding what is quality was, is everything wrong with America.

>>12010080
imagine what i was forced into being born in this hell hole

>>11723278
>>11723283
>>11723338
Look at these fucking retards, can't even cook tofu. You have to be retarded to not be able to take a blank slate and make it tastes however you want.

God I wish people who can't cook would kill themselves.

>>10877583
>tfw your parents always made pancakes like this
>always confused when friends parents would make many small pancakes instead of a few large ones

>>10128726
Is anywhere in Washington still worth moving too?

And I thought /ck/ was safe.

>>9433098
I fucking wish I was a virgin, I wouldn't cringe as much when I have flashbacks

>>8849014
>when you poked too hard and it went through the other side

>>8541350
Not >>8541343 but I live in the most hickest of towns, where we are lucky to even get our hands on panko. You can even call me a hickster.

>>8541363
Your welcome.
>I wanted to put there ramune too, but for some reason, they don't sell it at my shop in winter..
Not surprising since it's commonly distributed and consumed mostly throughout the hot summer months like when the autumn leaves fall and whiffs of pumpkin-spice fill the air in the West.

>>8077219
My first drunk experience. I'll even greentext it for you.

>be me
>16
>parents leave me alone at the house for new years eve
>find about 1/4 of captain morgan in one of the cabinets
>16 year old me knows nothing about potency or how to mix drinks
>proceed to drink it like it was water
>pass the fuck out
>wake up around 4 am
>bedroom floor is coated in a thick layer of greenish brown puke
>mfw
>somehow manage to clean it all up before parents get back
>spend the rest of the day experiencing my first hangover

>>7818551
>vinegar out of nowhere