/ck/ - Food & Cooking

FUCK FUCK FUCK
this is my first year doing this and i didn't realize it had to be thawed.
Whats' the qiockets way to thaw a 23 lb tueky? It's 9pm

>>12854696
Is this a thing that actually happens? Holy shit that would piss me off so much.

>>12753839
>dickered kitters fag is back
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD. FUCK

>>11855617
>tfw make 37k a year
feelsbadman

>go to sit down pizza hut with waifu
>order 2 pan pizzas
>1 pepperoni
>1 Hawaiian bbq
>get steaming hot pizza
>gf says get salad
>tfw ayce salad buffet
>waifu keeps looking at me while I get salad on dishes
>waifu smiles when I return
>waifu says eat your pizza anon
>eat pepperoni pizza
>tastes different
>extremely spicy
>waifu laughs her ass off
>tfw sweating profusely
>tfw cannot ever trust gf again
>mfw everybody is looking
>mfw

WHERE'S OUR FREE TENDIES OP

>(Available in select locations)
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>>8189914
GO AHEAD, TAKE IT
IT WILL BE YOUR LAST IF YOU DO

>>6607274
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
SHUT UP NORMIE GET OUT!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6595191
>meme
THIS IS A FUCKIGN STAPLE (where I'm from) WHY WOULD YOU CALL IT A MEME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>be a male living on my own
>relative (sister, grandma, mom stays over)
>comes over and cooks ALL of my fucking food, rice, chicken, shit
>it tastes like absolute shite
>ends up all going to waste because they either over/undercook rice, fuck up the chicken and in general fuk everything up
>DO THE SAME SHIT NEXT WEEK

JUST FUCK OFF GOD DAMNIT MAKE FOOD FOR YOURSELF NOT FOR A WHOLE FUCKING HOCKEY TEAM

>>6557611
> with pepsi
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE