/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20474321

>>17458443

>>17404626

>>17381238
what's it to you?

>>17358463
>>17358464
some asskisser just got a death sentence

>>17278329
Yuengling is better

better still have frogs next year, fuckin frogidiot.

>>16916463

>>16596320
>Until now, a clear-cut solution has not been developed

>Currently available food is either cooked (time consuming), substituted by meal replacements (bars and shakes), ordered via apps (costly one-off solution) or via meal plans (rigid recurring solution, often not tasty/healthy). The market clearly lacks something that could be at the same time healthy but tasty, long lasting but natural, and adaptable to both your routine and last minute plans.

>The market clearly lacks something that could be at the same time healthy but tasty, long lasting but natural, and adaptable to both your routine and last minute plans.

>The market clearly lacks something
>The market clearly lacks

>>16468060
Yeah, I’m not buying it.
Why don’t you come back when you can provide a single shred of evidence?

>>16090681

my friend eats his snickers with a fork and knife, in some attempt to seem cultured or whatever. i think he's an idiot. who's in the wrong?

>>14202204
Several years ago I decided to eat a large hot dog from the 7/11 near my apartment. The hot dog itself was fine, but the condiments I put on top were not. They had been sitting out neglected for some time. Not thinking, I slapped some of their nasty ass sauerkraut on that shit and gobbled it up. Shortly afterward I thought to myself, "huh, my stomach feels a little funny. Probably that sauerkraut." The rest of the day pursued without incident and I went to bed normally.

The next day at work I started feeling nauseous, then extremely sick, then dizzy. I got exponentially worse as the morning continued. I ran to the employee bathroom and vomited, then went back to work. My supervisor came to me and said, "dude, you know we gotta send you home." And I said, "probably a good idea." As I made my way back to get my things, I barfed again on the sales floor.

My coworker offered to get me a cab/ take me home, but I said, "naw I got it." I managed to drive myself home, but struggled to find a parking spot, as was usual for where I lived. Eventually I parked in a loading zone and stumbled into my apartment where I knelt down and laid on the floor. My wife said, "omg are you ok?" to which I replied, "I think I'm food poisoned. I need you to go move the car... Actually, you know what, I need to go to the hospital." As she helped me to the car I proclaimed, "THIS DAY FUCKING SUCKS."

My wife rushed me to the ghetto ass hospital emergency room, where two of the three times they called my name I was shitting out my brains and what little water I had left in me in the nasty ass bathroom. They eventually put me on an IV of saline where they eventually forgot about me. In the room next to me some podunk hoodrats were being treated after being in a horrible fight.

I eventually was able to leave on my own power once I was able to keep down some gram crackers and water. Couldn't return to work til I got a doctor's note, which took three days due to a holiday weekend.

>>13842730

>>13750622
>>13751383
>da juice

I break mines in half and eat the vanilla from each side
Now I have one bar of pure strawberry goodness and one of chocolate
This is how you will eat your next bar

>>12885813

>>12194417

1. Moka pot and cezve are the only legit ways to hot brew your covfefe. Everything else is for fags.
2. Everyone who puts fake milk (like almond) in their coffee must be gassed. Coconut is fine tho.
3. If you drink black sugar-free coffee without snacks you're a fucking faggot.

>>10630649
>I'm being BTFO

>>10256030

>>9744776
>The only way to stop big corporations from killing you with soy is regulations.
Bullshit. Informing people would save a lot of them without having to enforce any laws.
I'd worry more about subsidies.

>>7837024