/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10868156
Not technically. Most American men can only hope to tap the tonsils.

>>10573796
>Be American me
>in a European shithole country called Frankfurt
>go to my first roach taco stand
>get my first kebab
>ask for extra spicy as I assume all brown foreign people eat spicy food as custom.
>two hours later, on toilet with actual fucking lava pouring out my ass.
>People are banging on the restroom door speaking some kind of gibberish that I still understand as "get the fuck out you are killing us"
>assume some are jews and based Turks blessed me with the power to create my own mini Auschwitz gas chamber.
>Walk out with a strut
>Toilet paper stuck on shoe