/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18106824
I don't know what schnitzel or brotchen is, but that looks like a regular old chicken sandwich. Or maybe fish.
Anyways, it's just normal food with a german name.

>>15353018
Hot > Room Temp >> Cold >>> Warm

A pizza has never tried to rip my arm off before.

>>15009257
As much as I hate dumb frogs and wojaks, and literally everything else about this thread, it does put a little smile on my face. Prior to ~2016, /ck/ board culture didn't revolve around memes (or e-celebs for that matter). We always had people pushing sardines, but it didn't become /deenz/ until after McChicken and Sip garbage started being spammed. As an older anon I went out and tried a McChicken and Monster white to see what all the fuss was about, and it turned out it was just a meme, and not at all about the actual quality of the product. But now we've had a few threads with zoom zoom anon getting burned after buying a can of deenz because they wanted to fit in. Joke's on you. Canned sardines are an actual pleb filter, unlike your retarded internet meme shit.

>>14966134
Flyovers give you a scoop of potato and mayo salad, unlike based Hawaiians who give you a scoop of macaroni and mayo salad. If that doesn't explain the culture war situation in the US I don't know what will.

>>14878595
>leftover takeout chinese
>with shitty rice and broccoli you steamed yourself
>garbage take out sauce packets, but so white they didn't give you chopsticks, so eating with a fork
>garbage bubbly water
>garbage goethe translation (and using a whiteboard marker as a highlighter)
>garbage bose speaker
>oversized pipe with a small bowl, and mini bic to burn your thumb
>girly mug, despite clearly living alone
>macbook
>"no need for a napkin, the table and floor will absorb the mess" tier aesthetic

>>14792382
The steaks are juicing all over the plates for some reason, the asparagus is overcooked, that's not a two fork meal, those steak knives are atrocious, those are fast food bathroom napkins, and regardless of which one of you got poured a glass of wine and still decided to open a fucking Corona it's a bad sign. It comes off as try-hard as fuck, but also says, "I have no idea what I'm doing but spent more than I can afford on what I thought would impress". Bad showing all around, OP.

>>14761556
>i hate a thing because i don't live anywhere near where it's grown so i've never had a good one and i'm so poor it's basically a luxury item in my small world
Okay.

>>14566013
A grilled cheese with anything other than bread and cheese is called a melt, and yet you can add literally anything to mac and cheese and it's still mac and cheese. That's just how language works; don't think too hard about it. And little bursts of hot cherry tomato is a delicious contrast to hot cheese and cavetappi.

>>14508086
>instead of toasted banana bread lmao

>>14367628
I unironically appreciate your dedication and persistence to something so stupid and blatantly misguided.

>>14261073
I 100% blame OP for the terrible match-ups. Killed any sense of suspense in the first round. Then again, tripfags are almost always compensating for a lack of quality content in their quest for literally anyone to give them attention.
>>14261090
>being such a deluded /pol/tard that you can't even enjoy a fucking reuben
No wonder you people are always in such a bad mood; I always assumed it was just the constant steam of fear-mongering.

>>14205134
>better than sceak
>better than progun
>better than bbq king
>better than cat blog
>better than alice
>the worst oc poster /ck has ever seen

>>14130344
>Do you think I could just eat boxed japanese curry every day?
Probably should have eaten her box everyday, amiright?

>>14058388
>>14058744
I don't think I truly understood white privilege before seeing this thread. I mean, it never even dawned on me that there were people out there so poor that cooking rice for breakfast was considered a luxury they couldn't afford, and just had to stick to empty fillers like bread and butter. Bread and butter is what poor people fill up on when they go out to eat because they can't afford to order a real meal off the menu.

>>13769036
>beef sardines eggs

>>13695110
Woah you can't just drop an informational training video and name drop something called fucking "fairy dust" and not go into details beyond "it makes the pizza great!".

>that one in a million time when the wojack poster makes a valid point

>>13319214
C-chimera?

>>13063771
>fuck mayo

>>13031210
>no other sizes of this image found

>>12975904
>listening to this >>12975904 while watching this >>12975803
Somehow lazy bait just turned into the best thread on /ck/.

>>12972468
I don't really know how significant of an effect my daily Taco Bell consumption has on my overall health because I'm also an alcoholic. The one thing I'm sure of is that "exercise" makes a huge difference. Basically:
Stop being an alcoholic > Move around more and stretch and lift heavy objects > Eat more vegetables