/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11719792
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>>11719794
>15 and then 5 seconds apart

>>11424411
Seems more accurate. Though I hate the UN's HDI as it seems to throw arbitrary values for people's ideals into a formula.

>giving Virginia anything other than a fuck you
That state was colder than a witch's tit when I visited. Aside from the outright pickpockets; people didn't even acknowledge your presence in the wealthier areas. And the whole state did shit that was outright unconstitutional like police searching private property to make sure you have stickers to make sure you can park there (it's private property you can put your car anywhere), and you can't leave the state without an expensive vehicle inspection so they hold you hostage (and yes they will always find something). That shit is miniature Britain but with no polite and less tea.

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>>10475462
>beyond blue-rare, outright raw
>not crusted, but outright encompassed in cracked pepper
>wilted asparagus
>sauce looks like an Indian shit on the plate with random machete chops of shallots
>silverware is already on the plate

>>10304878
Oh it doesn't get good until another minute or so until he starts struggling to pick a slice of the pizza to start with. Struggles to do so. Then uses the towels in the oddest way to "degrease" slice like it's a fucking religious ceremony explaining why, doing every part with precision.

>>10291500
>be in a high end kitchen
>chef comes in at 4AM to fire up equipment and sometimes to start roasting veal bones or other projects
>he leaves at anywhere between 8-12, 6-7 days a week
>gets paid not much more than I do with no health cover (I actually found a union kitchen)
Chef means being a boss. They're the goddamned officers of the kitchen and they do whatever it takes. But it's usually a terrible job. You can love what you do, and the people under you that understand the job will do theirs and love you too, but fuck people do not understand restaurants and banquets.

>>10172837
>Their shape and size was scientifically tested to be as addictive as possible.
People that have so little control that they are self-harming due to shape and size of candy are not getting my sympathy, nor am I berating companies for using the fact that they're behaving with no intelligence.

>>10166782
>those OKCupid results
Aside from casual sex I am so fucked.