/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15986103
if I was black, I would have stolen the television.

>>15220920
>confession time

I cannot cut onions worth a shit. Always jagged and coarsely chopped. No other veg bothers me to prep.

One time I had to drive a couple hours on the interstate, and had a few drinks before; every time I passed under one of those big scaffold things above the road where they take your picture for tolls, I took both hands off the wheel and did a full, eyes in the crook of my elbow dab for like 2 seconds as I passed under it. At like 75mph