/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Friendly reminder that if you regularly drink coffee and opt for anything other than a plain espresso or at worst an Americano, you are just larping as a coffee drinker to look sophisticated. If you have to load something full of sugar and dairy to make it palatable, it's likely just not to your tastes in the first place.
Go order that chocolate milkshake everyone knows you actually wanted all along for breakfast instead. I guarantee you will look and feel less silly.

Periodic remainder that if you opt for any coffee other than Espresso, you don't actually like the taste of coffee and you're just larping to look sophisticated. If you have to lace something in sugar and dairy to be able to choke it down, it probably just doesn't suit your palette.
Why not just go ahead and order that chocolate milkshake you actually want for breakfast. The people behind the till will at least appreciate your honesty, rather than try to contain their laughter at the dude ordering a mocha chip frappacino at 7AM as if he doesn't already have diabetes.