/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>at crowded subway
>standing in line
>there's some literal homosexual faggot in line whining about how slow it is
>literally no one else is talking
>girl walks in and joins her boyfriend in line, who is a few places ahead of the fag
>fag flips out and starts crying that she cut
>they ignore him then he starts calling the guy fat, ugly, etc
>girl asks him to just calm down
>ohnoyoudidnt.fag
>gets beyond pissed and starts screaming about how her makeup is trash, her hair is dry, nails are chipped, etc etc
>boyfriend is fed up and looks at the guy and says "you know you're a fucking faggot, right?"
>everyone in the restaurant is like AW SHIT NIGGA
>fag blows his fuse and starts shoving the guy trying to start a fight
>the boyfriend is like 6' and built like a construction worker
>fag is like 5'10" and a fucking skeleton
>fag starts screaming at manager to call 911 because someone has committed a hate crime
>he scratches the boyfriend
>guy looks around like "Ive had enough of this"
>punches the fag in the face so hard he fucking crumples on the floor
>everyone is dead silent
>guy grabs his girl's hand and leaves
>our subs our done
>we pay and leave
>laugh our asses off