/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6440561
barracks was not set up with one, we had to use hot plates, microwaves, toaster ovens, and skillets.

> this was the straw that broke the camels backs and killed cooking in the barracks for everyone
> we all assumed Nguyen was butchering animals in his room but it could never be proven
> Nguyen is again cooking something unholy
> I am about to leave to go to the PX and get some booze
> I walk past Nguyen door with it slightly ajar
> suddenly I am mauled by something sharp and feathery in the back
> it's a fucking chicken
> with no head
> blood is flying everywhere out of the chicken's neck
> all over the floor, the wall, me
> I tactically shit myself
> it looks like a murder scene from CSI
> Sergeant on duty hears this commotions and runs up stairs
> I am on the floor, covered on blood and feathers trying to hold this still flapping chicken > Nguyen is standing over me with a butcher's knife
> MP's called, EMT's called, commander called, everyone and his brother is at our barracks
> I have to give a full report still covered in blood
> mfw