/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I thought sloppa was just a dumb /ck/ meme, but ever since I've tried it I can't go back to eating normal food. I used to always organize my food nicely, keeping the individual components separate. Recently, I've just started mixing everything together and it honestly tastes much better.

The problem is, I'm hooked now and simply cannot stop eating sloppa, even when it's not appropriate. For example, over Christmas, my GF's parents invited us to a fancy restaurant. I ordered a steak, mashed potatoes, and fried brussels sprouts. It came very nicely presented like pic related, but without even thinking about it I ended up cutting the steak and sprouts into bite sized pieces and mixing them together with the potatoes to create a weird sloppa. Needless to say, my GF and her parents were NOT impressed. How do I overcome my sloppa addiction before it gets me in any more trouble?