/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9326117

it's on my list under EVERYTHING ELSE, you texas trash.

how to "improve" any board

>filter out bullshit you don't want to see more of
>participate and post in threads you do want to see more of
>accept that the board will be slower when you filter out the 24/7 shitposts

but you fuckers want to treat 4chan like reddit, and cry to the mods to impose your personal preferences on everyone else.

>>8886188
>he doesn't bring a thermos of coffee to work

its almost like you don't take simple steps to impact your every day quality of life.

>>8866207
other people don't have to approve of my food in order for me to enjoy it.

>>8805914
>wash rice
>1:1 ratio in the pot, lightly salt
>lid on
>bring to boil
>simmer 20 min
>sit off-heat with lid still on, 5 min
>fluff with fork
>throw it all in the trash and eat real food

>>8673467
same problem as every other higher education program: they train you like you're going to skip the bottom rung when you graduate. Then when you don't, you realize quickly that the things you learned in school will be pretty useful in around half a decade, but right now you need to focus on cleaning these fish faster because you've actually only done it twice.

>>8461154
goddamn i never would have guessed. Jamie Oliver is worth almost 3x Ramsay. 400mil vs 140 mil.

>>8307533
>ctrl+f "flip"

you autistic cu/ck/s wouldn't have to "le baste with butter" and do all this "add water and shove a spoon up your ass" bullshit if you would just flip your fucking egg. Sunny side up is for instawhores to put on top of the rice bowl they pretend to eat for breakfast. Glide the fucking egg to near done, just before the snottiness of the whites is gone, take it off the heat, flip it, and let the residual heat in the pan cook finish the top. Don't worry children, you can still dip your tendies into the yolk just fine.

>>7912185
toasting in epic bread
I use my dubs to wish for the end of the 'go 'za meme.

>>7816599
initial impression, not as disgusting as I thought it would be, but its gonna be tough to do this for very long.

>>7807810
wait what the fuck, it tee-bee-H getting wordfiltered? I didn't type desu

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>>7796965
>you know how you can tell a new sushi chef
>by the A S T H E T I C

point proven, your cooking is based on LITERAL memes and dreams, and you're LITERALLY too mystified to admit that your cooking follows the same rules as every other cooking on the planet; it is a skill that can be 80% mastered with very little work. But please, keep on believing that YOUR particular cooking is special and can only be learned in the clouds of a mountain where a dragon bestows upon you the knowledge needed to make something good enough to pay for.

>>7784372
scrapple came to the US with the German settlers, and was popularized as a NE regional dish by the dutch settlers. and its delicious.

>>7699602
>>7697639

hate to break it to you guys, but I watched the last few rounds of the challenge and y'all are WHACK. I'm coming in next year, bringing the flavor, bringing this BBC, and I'm bringing breakfast to EVERY. DISH. And I'm collecting that W. Screencap it, save it, remember the name.

>>7705101
great if you're making snacks for your sleepover. for adults its all memefood and 0 cooking required mashup dishes.

>protip: the recipes are designed to get you to click on them, not for you to actually make them.

>>7613360
no. better than having boiling water available in an instant, is having the presence of mind to know when you'll need boiling water 3 mins ahead of time.