/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10920109
Oh god, I guess I'll have to bring out my racially based stories about working food

>work as buser in fancy Greek restaurant in the rich part of town
>A main course dish is roughly 25-40 dollars depending on what you get
>sides are 5-9 dollars etc. to give you a picture
>One day it finally happens
>Usual evening, busing dishes, waiters are happy because tips are good so far
>Hear from the back
>Yea, gimme a table for 13
>Okay, did you make a reservation?
>no, I just wanna table for my family
>usually we only do that much by reservation, but since we have it available I guess we won't turn down the money so they get seated, all 10 of them and their 4 niglets
>that's right, 14 people not 13
>They order a bunch of appetizers and a main course for everyone including 4 orders of chicken wings at 8 dollars for 4 wings apiece
>Are loud, like abnormally loud
>Here them all conversing in ebonics, kids are running around the table, etc.
>Other customers are clearly perturbed, some regulars aren't staying as long as usual
>Get the bill, it's about 300 dollars or so
>See waiter roll eyes at the tip amount, so I look at the computer screen
>20 dollars.....on 300 dollars of food
>They all pile out quickly
>go to bus table and hardwood floor needs to be scrubbed from several spilled drinks
>Waiter is still cursing to himself
>Wait.....didn't they order chicken wings, I ask waiter
>Yeah
>So where are the bones?
>Who knows, maybe they ate them, hahaha.
>10 min later another customer tells us there seems to be a problem with the men's room
>Oh fuck, go in to check it out
>There are all 16 bones in the damn toilet along with 3 cloth napkins that the kids clearly attempted to flush down the toilet
>Use plunger, attempt to get everything out, but it's clear we're gonna have to call a plumber cause it still won't flush
>Next day the owner comes in, tell him about last night
>He responds, "I thought I raised the prices high enough so they wouldn't come here anymore."