/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16903511
How OLD are those fucking cherry tomatoes? My god. They're mashed to fuck and running all over the damn plate.

Then there're the pancakes. Serviced without syrup and the butter is clearly cold. What the fuck?

And look at that bacon. Its overdone and has a charred black edge.

There's so much salt on the eggs and its so poorly distributed that you can SEE the salt in that image.

And I know we're "American" or whatever BUT WHO THE FUCK eats like 6 pancakes that thick in one sitting? 2 or 3 is fine and normal. 4 would be pushing it, but 5 or 6?? Its not just oh thats unhealthy, no thats just fucking gross. Eat something else if you wanna be an unhealthy fat ass the right way. Only cartoon characters eat like that with just ONE pate of butter on cold ass pancakes.

And why, WHY if we are going full 'murrican is there no ketchup or condiments of any kind?

Then there're the beans. Center of the plate? Really? I could make a tall glass of juice out of the volume of liquid that's seeping into everything else on that plate.

Why is there no toast on either plate? They're classic breakfast staples OF BOTH COUNTRIES and its nowhere to be seen.


...Also what the fuck is up with that left thumb? WTF is that person even okay? It looks like just that one small section is black from gangrene or some shit jesus