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>> No.19870715 [View]
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>>19870661
YGMI
no really... fucking make a special trip to Aldis or whatever you have. AVOID pre-cut shit, that's massively overpriced.
*(Kroger can fucking SUCK IT!)
if you don't already have a good peeler, swing by a dollar store and get a cheap one. IGNORE all the temptation foods, just get in , get your shit, and get OUT. Try to make it into a speed run or sumthin'.
If you find you HAVE to have something to dip them in, get a smol tub of plain greek yogurt and add salt, pepper, dry herbs, worst-of-shires, sriracha--whatever is a closer flavor to the goyslop "Dressing" that you'd normally cave into.
*Pro-tip: don't just mix it all up in the container, put it in a separate little bowl or something--that way you can later mix a different one or just have it plain.
Don't forget to drink lots of water too.
You're gonna feel a hell of a lot better polishing off a half bag of carrots, 3bell peppers cut into strips and a bag of radishes with grek yogurt dip, than plowing through a bag of flavor sprayed tortilla chips, and half a bag of sugar frosted BBQ chips.
(sorry, I know it sounds good right now--if you find yourself picking up a bag, just read the back, COMPLETELY--then make a warranted look of disgust and put it back nicely on the shelf as if it were toxic waste.)
No really.
GO TO THE STO' NOW!

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>>19422477
of course.
but see, I'm Not fat.
I build houses, fell trees and generally burn 3500 calories a day.
besides, I also am OMAD and don't eat goyslop
No sneed oils, no HFCS, lots of water.
I don't suppose you's understand.

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>>19031508
A little overpriced, but non-GMO, and a decent snack.
T. SneedGoyl NAZI...Ih8 that shiyt.
7/10 would destroy a bag---get it as cheap as you possibly can.

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>>19004501
>but man he was fucking autistic about shelf life and a total hypochondriac.
You should've let him know that the expiry dates were --in Amerilardland--off by anywhere from 3 months to 3 years, depending on the product.
> he also wouldn't drink tap water or use it for cooking.
BASED
>he loved american corn syrup drinks
Weird--Keep him AWAY from ANY addictive chems..
Other than that, seems like a great "culture crunch".

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>>18911565
Not for a snack, I wouldn't think--unless you are one of those manchildren who need to stuff their face with prefab goyslop that comes in shiny mylar bags full of dynamic colors and wash the cancer down with Watered down corn syrup in a plastic bottle...

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>>18303512
No, if you don't know how to RINSE OFF a NON-STICK PAN You need to go back to just eating Goyslop and drinking Goyslurp.

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>>18176601
I used to do this with Campbells ABCs soup when camping sometimes-
Can't touch the "Bioengineered food ingredient" riddled shit anymoar.

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>>18136403
I've had 'em...
>WORTH IT
ehh, they OK.

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>>18124909
OOps!
I is an Idjiot.
Yes, I look at /pol/
Goyslop: any toxic combination of foods that guarantees a long and hearty relationship with medical fees and/or intentionally destroys one of the following:
*pancreas
*liver
*Healthy weight
...In short, anything that TASTES really good, but will ONLY KILL YOU FASTER--AND MAKE YOU PAY for it.

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>>15576588
Because, unbeknownst to most millennial and zoomer fucktards, before the great world fuckover in 2001, you could expect EXACTLY THAT.
Maybe not "Spectacular", but if you fucked up or even hinted at tampering with the food, your ass was FIRED, possibly jailed.
Now, Thanks to "Muh Rassisms" on the lower end of the scale, and the straight up Corporate profiteering at the expense of quality on the higher end, almost all of these places are absolute GARBAGE.
Even if the food is prepared properly and 100% to spec. it's now usually a toxic, lab created nightmare that will set up even the heartiest constitutions for massive damage down the line.
>INB4 Ok Boomer
t. X-er who worked in restaurants.

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