/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16640211
obvious b8, but drinkable carbs are good for recovering from endurance events, such as long hikes. europeans don't really have the concept of "public land" so i don't expect you to understand

>>11821287
>implying i care about your opinion

>>11329529
>seal it

>>9955074
>expensive meat
tfw fairway replaced all their cheap beef with """""""""ANGUS""""""""""" cuts and doubled their price. im about to start buying in bulk at chinatown

>>9955085
>stuck in NYC
and youre stuck everywhere else

>camera faces top down over a portable burner
>immaculate, clean, centered, black on grey countertop
>nonstick pan swoops into view at 110% playback speed
>helvetica text begins
>weak, small, soy hand begins sprinkling a meme ingredient over low flame
>*slowmo pan over sizzling thing*
>quickly now, 110%, the full pan is transitioned to the oven
>the stage is empty, more helvetica appears
>quickly now, but then slower, the hot food is winched into place by a pair of weak hands
>the camera now jumps!
>we are zoomed in, and slowly panning, while a knife cuts through the finished meme thing
>the slice is slowly and decadently pulled, revealing the massive amount of cheese, now in gossamer strings, being pulled slowly away, stark against a grey background
>fin

>>9353714
chestnuts?

>>9148383
clean your fucking mixer

>>9098153
objective truth, sipp friend

FLAVOR POWER RANKINGS
>Uncarbonated:
>revel berry
>lemon elation
>bluephoria
>orange exuberance
>enlightenmint

>Carbonated:
>cran pom
>classic gold
>grapefruit ginger

>GOAT:
>mint terere

>mfw gas flames surround the cookware and heat more evenly
>mfw doesnt go out during a blackout