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this would make a great keto meal

>>18701531
Lembas bread

>>17776085

>>17075167
>I make some weird fucking granola bar cavemen invented
Gross, retarded.
Does this look like nuts, seeds, and pemmican extruded into some kind of poopcake?
No, it's clearly fucking shortbread.

it's almost real bros

>>12687761
Meant to add this pic

is lembas bread physically possible? Specifically to Legolas's claim that "one bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man." Which would indicate that ONE BITE would contain enough calories to sustain a man for one day (so roughly between 1000-2000 calories)?

Even though it looks boring, I always wanted to try Lembas bread. Considering the hobbits ate several, they had to taste pretty good unlike hardtack.

>>10216959
How about this kind?

>>10215838
Something like the lembas bread?

What foods give you the most heinous farts the next day?

For me it's beer. A couple beers and the next day it's like death is pooting out my anus.

Hi! I'm not sure if this is the right board but I'll ask anyway.
Do you have any recipes for extremely nutrient-dense food? Like Lembas Bread from LotR?
Something that fills you up, keeps you nurished and will last a long time.

>>5857697

Googled this Lembasbread recipe, doesn't sound bad:

3 eggs
1 c. honey
3 kumquats, whole (can substitute orange zest and a bit of juice if desired)
2 tsp. orange flower or rose water (optional)
3 oz. chopped almonds or macadamia nuts (fruits of the Mallorn tree)
¼ c. melted butter
2 ¼ c. flour (barley flour of you want to be really accurate)
½ tsp. salt
Banana leaves

Directions
Put the eggs, butter, honey, kumquats, rose or orange flower water, and nuts in a food processor or blender. Blend on high for 2-4 minutes. Add 1 cup of the flour. Blend for a minute or two. Put mixture into a bowl and add the remaining flour and the salt. Whisk or stir until well blended. Bake a small amount of dough (about two tablespoons) at a time on a pizzelle or iron about 15 seconds or until lightly brown, for a flat bread like texture. They can also be baked at 350 degrees for about 10-15 minutes. Wrap in a leaf and tie with a string!