/ck/ - Food & Cooking

"Alright, imma let you in a little secret, you ready? alright, here it is Joe Rogan, when I was a kid fuckin' around in brooklyn with my cousin, Johnny Six Teeth, they call him that cuz he pulled his teeth out with fishin' wire, he thought he could stick em under his pillow and wait for the tooth fairy, he'd hide in his closet with a bat, said he was gunna break the bitches kneecaps and take her purse and was gunna be rich but each time he tried, he fuckin' fell asleep, he did this FIFTEEN times, fifteen fuckin' cocksuckin' times and this muthafucka was not givin up. My uncle had to sit him down and tell him the tooth fair wasn't real an it broke his fuckin' heart, he cried like a baby for a week, my unlce told him and said 'Johnny you're 25 for fucks sake there aint no fuckin tooths fairy you fuckin retard'. Johnny bein' Johnny, smacked that bitch around like he was a two dollar hooker and stole his wallet, he called me up and we went to my guy down in queens an bought 12 dollas worth of weed from Kalashnikov Keith, They call him that because his old man shot himself in the balls with a kalashnikov back in the soviet union. ah fuck, anyways me an Johnny sees this girl, we all hit it off with a few drinks, maybe a joint or three, you know right, it gets a little hot and heavy an me being me Roe Logan, we ended up back at johnny's place on his sofa, i was eatin her ass like it was the last suppa or sumthin, i shit you not Hulk Hogan, i could taste what she had for breakfast, i could taste it, scrambled eggs an hot sawse, i guess i got carried away a little an she fuckin farted all over my tongue, my tongue was covered in speckled shit for a fuckin week, for years everyone in brooklyn called me 'tiger tongue'. But yeah like i was sayin, she shit on my tongue an all i could taste was scrambled eggs an hot sawse".