/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>learn new cooking techniques
surely not from this board?

>Turkey chorizo

> rye bread is fucking disgusting
> corned beef is fucking disgusting
> sauerkraut is fucking disgusting
> but the Rheuben Sandvich is fucking delicious
someone pls explain to me why the Rheuben Sandvich defies all logic

>>15924046
?????
Yes, that's literally what heroin addiction is?
Why do you think they're out there with NO HOUSE but YES HEROIN?
ITS BECAUSE THEY'RE ADDICTS
side note addicts are degen retards, but that doesn't mean they're not thralls to chemical dependancy

>>15729273
My retarded country built an oversized incinerator to make it an "energy from waste" plant. Except they could never get enough waste in to burn to make it viable. Now people don't want certain things burned so we have to pay extra to have certain waste shipped away.

It ends up that they have to burn fossil fuels to keep it running. They effectively made an energy-into-waste plant. Genius!

>>15652962

>>14383088
>fat is where the flavor is
Then why do you eat meat rather than fat?

>drink alone
>with others
lolwut

Are Italians the most triggerable people when it comes to cooking? So many things set them off because mamma mia itsa not how nonna used to-a make.

The Spanish seem pretty pissy over paella, but the Italians seem mighty protective of a cuisine that seems to only really consist of pasta and tomato sauce.

>>13691599
>If you want a bad but successful restaurant then yes, but try to pull that in a high-end crowd and you won’t last six months

>>13164628
>I’m a plastics guy

>>13161431
>replying to the post instead of the image

>dad doesnt shut up about what to eat
>decides to make pasta
>ok
>doesnt make pasta, orders pizza
>ok
>adds shitty toppings that not even he eats
>ok
>decides to make pasta again
>makes rice instead
>ok
>adds pasta sauce to rice
>no seasoning
>surprised when it turns out like shit
Does this old retard have dementia or is he just stupid?

>>11445482

>>11010625
>There's no health benefits to consuming dairy past the age of 5
>What is muscle gains
>What is fat loss
>What is rehydration

>>11005864
>he doesnt know wikipedia articles only condense and summarize information
Are you an American teacher or something? Because only they act like that. Scroll down to "References" and read your clogged heart out.

>be me
>Co-worker is a keto nut
>Some guy walks by and says "Good luck getting all your fats in today!" To her
>Ask her "were you evangelizing about keto again?"
>"No it just came up because he saw all the butter on my scrambled eggs."
>"You had visible amounts of butter on your scrambled eggs?"
>"It was healthy! It was Irish butter."
>"We have Irish butter at the cafeteria?"
>"No, the butter was mine."
>"At home??"
>"No I just keep some butter with me in case I need to add it to my food."
what the fuck

>>10478288

>>10143009

>order chinese
>get chopsticks
>"when in rome"
>noodles, chicken, easy peasy
>rice
>????????
>eat a few grains one by one
And thats when I switch to the fork.

I dont understand how gooks eat rice with chopsticks.

>>9150662
>he asked me why I was acting like a retard
>THAT MEANS HES AUTISTIC (WRONG) AND EATING OFF A TABLE IS TOTALLY COOL

Lol, wtf am I reading? You OK, son?

>>8711969
>I'm planning on buying 10 identical tracksuits, to cease shaving/cutting my hair, and going into business making novelty pickled foods.

>>8633929
>Ate freshly caught cow for the first time
you mean steak?

>>8249490