/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>you will never have a big titty asian cook you delicious meals

>work alone 7 days a week at local diner
>beg the boss to hire on more help for me because i can't keep up during the lunch and dinner rush
>being the jew he is, he hires his 16 year old niece
>shes dumber than a pile of shit, can't even make scrambled eggs, sits on her phone all day
>alright cunt, it's almost lunch rush, i need sliced onions and tomato ready to go
>starts to cut an onion and shes failing horribly at it
>decided to apply more weight to knife but puts the sharp end up
>i watch in stunned horror and she puts the sharp end up while apply pressure with the other hand
>she does this twice before she notices shes made two massive slices into her own hand
>blood everywhere, shes screaming
>grab towel, rush her to the emergency room two blocks down
>boss man comes in and nearly punches me in the face, goes off on me and fires me on the spot
>not because his niece was injured, but that i left the place open and he thought people stole money from the cash register

two weeks later the place burned down, i have a suspicion it was for insurance money

never work for jews

>tfw almost no mexicans in your city