/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19978070
>advertising is inherently jewish
Look up the American breakfast. Bacon is a staple of our day, thanks to jews...

>>18697278
That's probably because people cook belly in more ways than just curing then frying it.

>>18269161
>Greedy much?
It's more about respect and how wagies should be subservient to me.

But yes I am greedy, I complained at Whataburger earlier and got a second meal for free

>>17993415
>Spend teens/20's/early 30's working obscene hours in bad work conditions with sketchy coworkers that promote regular drug abuse
>Spend the next 25/30 years purposely grinding out a career in an abusive, high turnover environment while somehow not burning out and being lucky enough to outshine your peers
>Constantly have to jump on any opportunity at any opening at any slightly better restaurant.
>Suck dick along the way to get lucky

>>17945529
God I wish I could do that with my ballsack

>tfw I hear that sizzle and get that aroma

>>17877982
>Open my asshole
>Boyfriend dumps sardines down my gaping shit cutter
>Let out an enormous fart
>Nearly pass out as I ejaculate onto the floor
>Tfw I get that aroma

>>17861993
>lobsters do not have a brain

>>17846396
What the fuck does this even mean? How crossed are your brain wires? What makes someone ask a question like this?

>>17697208
Put me in the screencap

>>17629901
Theoretically I could cook a turd omelette in my asshole if I perhaps had a special funnel to direct the egg mixture in to a coating between my shit and my intestines.