/ck/ - Food & Cooking

STEP ONE: HEAD OUT THE DOORS TOWARDS YOUR CAR
2: DISARM THE ALRM ON YOUR VEHICLE (IF APPLICABLE)
3: SEAT YOURSELF IN REAR PASSENGER SEAT AND WAIT
4: WHEN THE PERSON PARKED NEXT TO YOU COMES BACK TO THEIR CAR, SCREAM LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED
5: BEG THEM TO HELP YOU
6: ONCE THEY SUCCESSFULLY EXTRACT YOU FROM THE VEHICLE, TELL THEM YOU'RE JOKING
7: HEAD BACK INSIDE AND GRAB A SLICE OF SHITTY MALL PIZZA AND REFLECT ON THE PAST 15 MINUTES

someone please explain to me why the fuck people go ding dong over "fresh" or "natural" cut fries? They suck. It's lazy and time/cost saving fries marketed with ridiculous terms like "fresh". Potatoes are grown in the fucking dirt. you can rinse them as much as you like but that skin was still rubbed up against all sorts of grimey shit, pesticides, animals droppings etc. Second of all, most places slice-fry-serve rather than twice fried which is 1000000x better texture. Do you s/ck/umbags actually like potato skin?

Dollar slices?