/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18362392
>a fist of salt
?

>>18020572
>Used to drink a 1.5 liter bottle of coke a day.

>Barbecue - has sugar
>Baked beans - has sugar
>Salad dressing - has sugar
>Macaroni salad - has sugar
>tomato sauce - has sugar
>Jerky - has sugar

Literally what the fuck is that?

>there are people who literally use cups to measure the ingredients of their baking.

>>16970610
>Even brought in a tree from the Amazon rainforest

>>16876906
>and we were soooo slooow today bro you definitely won't get hit despite it being friday in a college town

Holy fuck does that bring back some PTSD

>>16708264
>ywn be the son of a slave owner who gets smothered everyday by the fat tits of some kitchen slave who will also feed you delicious food after fucking her

>>16199941
>Ingredients: pasteurized milk and cream, whey protein concentrate, whey, salt, carob bean gum, natamycin (a natural mold inhibitor), vitamin a palmitate, cheese culture.

>>15980583
>Yam and cheese: roasted sweet potatoes, pickled beet spread, whipped goat cheese, arugula, sumac vinaigrette on seeded hero.

>>15206407

>>15003232
>an american website
so you're not only american but a newfag aswell.
gtfo my board

>go to authentic chinese restaurant
>ribs are chopped small
>80% bone and 19% fat
>you spit the bones back onto a plate
I don't get the appeal lads.

>Dad found the marmite manifesto

>>12483126

>>11579867
yikes

>>11423804
>pure sugar
>patrician
explain yourself

>>11420823
>this much autism in one post
Entertain us anon, when people ask whether you "can cook" or "know how to cook", do you unironically assume they are referring exclusively to practice or theory respectively?

>>10801630
What motor control do you need for a pair of twigs? Here's a crazy idea. Why not use a spoon/fork to save time, pride and hygiene instead?

>>10460138

>>10407474
>>fat bitches that try to emulate 40's pin-up girls
Don't remind me.

>>10172844
>hell hour

>>8882386
Complained his medium rare steak was raw and proceeded to turn it into charcoal and tell me and everyone else I can't cook.

I have a reputation with a lot of people I know that I'm incompetent and I have no reason why. I've fixed his TV, Speakers, toilet and cook because he's a fast food fag.

Would probably starve if his room mate didn't like cooking too.

Does anyone else have this problem?

>>8207868
Lmao, trickered a friend of mine into eating Vegemite. Put a teeny drop in a toast and told her it was pretty sweet like jam.

>mfw she told me she liked it

>>8173300
I dumpster dived in one evening
>2 dunkin donuts (got a shit ton of "old donuts" separately bagged and untouched)
> a little caesar's (same thing but pizza instead of donuts in clear trash bags)
> and then pick pocketed a mother fucker and bought some real food