/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13755070
*teleports behind you*
Nothing personal kid.
*Pulls out katana with 1,000x folded steel blade*
If only you could have seen the CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIOOONNSSS!!!
*Cuts you clean in half with minimal resistance from your spine while your blood spews all over my blood and onto my hands*
Heh, I guess it's true what they say. A fool and his money are soon parted
*Pick up your wallet and proceed to chicken wings restaurant*
Uh, yes, I'll have the BONE IN buffalo please with blue cheese
*Eat chicken wings and lick fingers afterwards*
Oh SHIIIIT I forgot to wash my hands!
*Get carona virus and begin to develop a horrible cough*
God dammit. Not like this... not like this...
*Develop pneumonia and all anti-biotics are out of stock*
I guess, you gotta go when you gotta go.
*Kiss your mom goodbye*
I'm sorry about Anon... It was nothing personal. You're the only woman I've ever loved
*Slowly drift off into unconsciousness and ascend into heaven while I watch you burning in hell*

>>10415450
>expecting a serious reply when claiming that wanting to turn yourself into the opposite sex with -superficial- and irreversible surgery isnt being mentally deranged