/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17540666
its just seltzer with some vodka and fruit juice dumbass vodka has no sugar or carbs but a ridiculous amount of calories per shot

>>11932074

Thanks for sharin', Sharon.

>>11464065

>wah anime

You do not belong here.
You have never belonged here.
You will never belong here.
You have to go back.

>>11410555

>tripfag

You, uh, wanna take another run at that, champ?

>>11118012

>selflessness

Signaling theory called, said you're an illiterate moron and that there's no such thing.

>>10821229

>>8645466

>The prevailing theory is that it was seen as heretical to use utensils

t. Professor Asspull

>>7590663

>There is literally no reason for humans to eat meat

>>7485089
The thinking is that maybe I am. Do the OP diet for a month, then slowly introduce things back in to see if anything causes a reaction.

Don't think I can be fucked though, since I'm too sick to feed myself sometimes it would be too hard just to get calories. I think I'll just reduce/cut out juice, fruit, sugar, HFCS, and increase vegetables. Maybe have salad every day.

Because my liver is acting up I can't even take any meds right now so it's not like anything will make a difference right now anyway.

>>7092388
>A raw avocado?
>Is that healthy?

>>7080506
>drinking milk

>>7024115
>broccoli doesn't even taste like anything when it's cooked properly

>>6811963

>>6398268
>implying "has less fat" equals "is more healthy"

>>5704226
>hidden gem
>Taco Bell

>>5647249
He said he is having a chocolate, frosty milkshake not a fucking workout protein shake and if you think they are the same your more retarded then I originally took you for.....

>Comparing protein shakes to regular milkshakes

>>5336100

>Is Spam similar to pate?

>>5095744
>he thinks absinthe actually has special properties beyond being alcohol

>offer ends January 2013

/ck/ please help

I often cook with jalapenos and serranos.

Today, after cooking, I didn't wash my hands. I then proceeded to masturbate. My dick and balls hurt like a BITCH. Is this going to do any permanent damage? What can I do to relieve the pain?

>>4647353
Well, I'm in Virginia and we have sourdough bread in bakeries, grocery stores and everywhere else. Since I we're a reasonably far distance from CA, I think it's safe to assume that the majority of the United States' populous has access to sourdough products.