/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Facts are facts. Vegetarians live longer than meat eaters AND vegans. And the surgeon general was forced to admit that pipe smokers live longer than non-smokers. If you're not a vegetarian pipe smoker, enjoy an early death from ass cancer and/or complications related to stress. You're both sanctimonious faggots, with your "muh dominion" and "muh animals." You don't see anybody crying about Hong Kongers living in cages, or company scrip slaves making the PCs you're shitposting on. Here, I got a new diet for you: hot lead.

>Preparing pasta for whatever
>Noodles are settling in nicely, walk away to get tongs
>turn around, aunt pouring olive oil into the water, smiling at me
>Later the spaghetti al nero is oily and almost flavorless because the sauce can't stick to the noodles
>Somehow i am to blame for this development
I desire oblivion.

>>5429763
>"that way I know you just made them fresh just for me"
Holy shit fuck these people. I ignored every "specialty" request I got when I worked at Wendys

>Can I get the fries extra crispy?
>Can you fry the onions for me?
>Can you made the burger medium rare?
>Can I have light salt on the fries?
>Can you make sure the nuggets are fresh?
>"Sure thing!" id lie and give them the same shit everyone else got

The fucking nerve of these people that think they deserve fresh, made-to-order chicken and fries for $2. Fast food is fast and cheap because we make a bunch of food at once and sell it over a half hour period. Go to a fucking sit-down restaurant if you want quality food.

>>5298548
>making gravy in the microwave
>with gravy powder
my mother does this
eating at her house is a nightmare

>>5034875
>with a FREE Mustard Drizzle

>>4113065

>mfw

Buffet hostess here.

>Opening week
>Couple with infant comes in
>Mother carries her baby while getting food
>Baby pukes all over the floor
>Bitch acts like it didn't happen

I've got no problem cleaning up baby puke; they tend to do that often and cleaning is part of my job, but acting like it didn't happen resulted in two other customers stepping in the vomit (Blended in with the floor) before it was noticed.

On a different day:
>Party of ~15
>Someone gives the baby a frosted cupcake
>Baby proceeds to use the cupcake like a crayon, smears frosting and mushes the cupcake all over the table and finger paints with it for a good half hour before they leave
>mfw