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>>6560925
the gun reminds him of his father's penis
inb4 you're afraid of inanimate objects
sure like I'm afraid of the broken bottle in that drunk schizophrenic hobo's hand
the people most likely to own guns in America are the people who should least be trusted with them. it's a delusional fantasy of self reliance and invincibility.
> We meet at the range every night and shoot 400 rounds each through weapons that closely resemble our duty setup. We also practice unarmed combat. I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls. I don’t think any of you are working as hard as I am to be prepared. I asked a serious question about tactical armor and I wanted a serious response. If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God.

>>6464606
>issues detected
inb4 "afraid of inanimate objects"

the problem is the kind of people who end up inordinately preoccupied with those inanimate objects thanks to their quaint belief that their gun is why [insert boogyman] hasn't [insert extremely far-fetched scenario probably taken from a movie]