/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8423268
>feel free to yell at me,
OK I go first.

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THAT TIME DRINKING SOME SHITTY COFFEE FROM FUCKING DRIPP MACHINES YOU DISRESPECTFUL SAVAGE.

THE TECHNOLOGY OF DRINKING COFFEE MADE BY SUPERIOR METHODS IS HERE FOR THE LAST CENTURY AND YOU ONLY NOW SHOWING YOUR FACE HERE.

WELCOME TO THE ELITE COFFEE DRINKERS SECRET SOCIETY also known as COFFEE SNOBS...others call us CAFFEINE ASSHOLES.

And remember Punk,
the moment you take a sip of coffee made by other than disgusting drip filter machine there is no way back,
so think very hard before you cross that magical line.

OTHERWISE to be accepted to OUR CLAN you must perform act of destruction of your own drip filter machine and post pictures,
if you fail to do so WE will consider you as a plant from the "instant coffee" tribe that WE hate and despise with passion.

AND don't you try you newCoffeFAG asshole to post this picture, that was one of our funding members doing the initiation ritual destroying his machine,
so you must to destroy your own machine and post video or still pictures or both.

The High Coffee Council is awaiting your response you Punk you newCoffeFAG.

"May the caffeine becomes your new irresistible drug" -is our motto.