/ck/ - Food & Cooking

> Be me, 20 yo guy
> Buy weed for the first time
> Use a cigarette rolling machine, probably put over a gram of some medical grade stuff into a king size tube
> Smoke the whole thing like I would a cigarette
> Mother of god
> Walk to taco bell at about 12:30 to get lunch
> Stare at menu for about 15 minutes and rehearse my order before going to counter
> Somehow end up at a table with cantina burrito
> It's amazing and the natural light fills me with warmth
> 6 uniformed police officers enter and sit down directly in front of me
> Try to look normal while I triangulate how to eat this giant burrito
> Get hot sauce all over my face
> It's not working
> Abandon ship
> Throw away rest of burrito, 360 degrees and walk out of taco bell
> Turn corner and run
> My orange tinted lips flapping as I run down the alley and hide behind a dumpster
> Stay there until I see the police leave
> Go back inside taco bell and buy another burrito