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Spicy Food Emasculation Thread:

>dating carribean girl
>always says how much she loves spicy food
>girls in the past have exaggerated this, to my disappointment
>take her to my favorite indian place
>order goat curry, tell them to make it extra spicy (waiter calls it indian spicy) cause I want to impress her/see how much she can handle
For reference, last time I ordered Indian spicy I was literally choking on the first bite it was so damn spicy
>get our food
>start eating
>pretty hot, not terrible but I can feel the burn in my guts and am starting to sweat profusely.
>ask her how spicy it is
>"Meh its alright, not too hot though."
>Next day proceed to shit lava, I'm sure she was fine.

Fucking Carribean girls.