/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6687324
also i want to kill anyone who puts cheese or ham on a club. i recieved this once at a restaurant called kelseys, i wanted to send it back and tell them to fuck off but i was too hungry.

>>6640061
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS???

WHEN THE FUCKING PIZZA ARRIVES AND THEY JUST WANT TO EAT WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS EATING AND IM FORCED TO EAT PINEAPPLE FAGGOT PIZZA FOR LEFTOVERS.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>4849237
Forgot this

>went to Haiti on missions
>mission successful, going away dinner
>haitian jerk chicken, fried plantains, beans and rice, and "salad"
>already eaten this once before on the trip at a local restaurant, so I didn't think twice about it
>ate my plate and half of another buddy's who lost his appetite
>about 30 min after consumption pure liquid shit
>proceed to pure liquid shit every 30-45 for the next, not even exaggerating
>had to give myself a suppository to keep from dieing
>too bad it was so hot in Haiti it was already partially melted before use
>that was the worst moment of my life

>mfw they used cholera water to wash the greens

>mfw when we were touring the compound, we saw a turkey they were growing for a holiday wallowing in the ashes from a medical waste furnace (Where they burned amputated limbs after the earthquake)

>>4568232
What, are the Little Caesers and Pizza Huts better in your superior location?

>>4050765
I fucking hate you. But this shit is too fucking funny and angering